Dear Jesus,

As far as you know, i am not a fellow devotee of your belief however i pledge that I'll at least show some recognition about your existence should you purge this scandalous fag from my mind and if possible, evict him from earth because the world will be free of misery. Ya know, make this place a preferable and more conducive place for living. Well, in turn you'll also be doing the earthlings a good deed by eliminating this unscrupulous seducer. Jesus, how can any normal human being constantly pursue women promiscuously and portray such barbarous, immoral actions? Like omfg. Haven't you teach your people to be chaste and reputable, so shouldn't you practice what you've preached? Oh Jesus, i won't forget to give thanks to you because you had foresight and I'm really pleased that he's already out of my life, like forever. Life is tranquil without a sex maniac. Please continue to guide me and shower me with your unselfishness blessings.

And you know I'm very earnest in this, Amen :-)

He thinks he's the Don Juan of the society? -.- Well, he can continue dreaming.